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100			_aHandler, Chelsea.
245			_aAre you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea / _cChelsea Handler.
250			_a1st ed.
260			_aNew York : _bSimon Spotlight Entertainment, _cc2008.
300			_a264 p. ; _c22 cm.
505			_aBlacklisted -- Chelsea in charge -- Prison break -- Bladder stones -- Big red -- Dining in the dark -- Dim sum and then some -- Barking up the wrong tree -- Re-gift -- Jumped -- Mini-me -- Costa Rica.
520			_aWhen Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description.
650			_aMan-woman relationships.
650			_aSex.
991			_aVIRTUA40
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